Sunday 14 April 2013

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NOT DEAD NOT DEAD.

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25 comments:

  1. This is like the second or third time this week Incognito has been proved right. I'll just go be in my basket of embarrassment. >_< Glad you're alive, Med.

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    1. Can I join you is this basket of embarrassment?

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    2. And I'll go ahead and nail a lid on it and wander off.

      This was fun. We should do it again sometime.

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    3. Oh no, YOU'VE got a coffin of embarrassment with your name on it.

      You thought she was dead too. You're not getting out of this one, CAT.

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    4. Hello Fracture!

      You put the nail in our basket, and I'll do the same for your casket.

      Cheerio!

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    5. Uh, no I didn't. I said her plan was stupid and it was gonna get her killed. I was pretty sure she was still alive though. You'd be surprised what sages are forced to live through.

      If you double check my comments on the last post, I spent them making fun of you two.

      Also, fuck coffins. I'm getting a viking funeral pyre.

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    6. I want one of those, too. I kinda hate the idea of being in the ground all day. Set my side of the basket on fire, will you?

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    7. NO! I'm getting the hell out of this basket!

      FIRE SCARES ME.

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    8. I set the building the basket is in on fire just to be sure.

      Have fun. ^-^

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    9. Well I am a WATERBENDER. So THERE!

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    10. I'm joining this basket. I totally didn't mean for this to happen.

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    11. You can have my side of the basket. I'm off to set a certain cat on fire...

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    12. Pffft. Like a waterbender could. Don't be stupid Steve.

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    13. I'm the AVATAR! The master of all four elements!

      Water, Fire, Earth, and Air.

      You will NOT win this battle.

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    14. I'm the pope. Kong Fu Action Jesus' time has long past.

      There is only my word now.

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    15. ...you misspelled "Kong Fu".

      Also...the martial arts will NEVER be a thing of the past.

      Besides, I've already set you ablaze. How are you still alive?

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    16. Can't light the pope on fire. He shits in the woods.

      Duh.

      Also, it is kind of a thing of the past. Even looked down upon. Sad but true facts of an undisciplined soft society.

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    17. Soft our society may be.

      But at least we don't run around in a panic shouting, "Burn the witch! Burn the spawn of Satan!"

      Now, we just leave killing things like that to the incompetent and secretive government.

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  2. I'm glad you're still alive. Please be careful. None of us want to lose you.

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  3. What you did was stupid, sloppy and pathetic.

    Trying to drown your pain with alcohol, a big mistake, to dull your senses just before conducting an experiment.

    You better get it together sooner, otherwise you won't survive for a very long time.

    - Mr. Incognito.

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    1. Actually I was sober when the experiment started.

      The mistake was something I didn't foresee.

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  4. Scared me there sweetheart. Go easy on the alcohol, you don't seem like you're the kind who can hold it. I agree with Igcognito on that one. There's a time and a place for that. You're alive though, which means you're brash and lucky. Good combination, but. Work on the decision making. Put some of your genius to good use.

    (Also Doc Annalee. I like the sound of that.)

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    1. Sorry for the scare, I'll take your advice on the drink.

      If only because the hangover was murder.

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  5. Glad your alive Med. Thought we had lost another runner/fighter.

    -Roy

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