For your viewing pleasure, I'd like you to read this post in the tone of voice someone selling a giant robot uses just before it steps on them.
From today I will be testing my… well, I hesitate to call
it an invention. It borrows heavily from existing devices. But none of them
were modified for the purpose I intend to use this for; a way of capturing
Slenderman.
Ambitious, I know! And very likely to result in my
turning into a bloody smear.
I recommended Dead Man’s Posts to Carter, and I’ve set up
a separate one in case this all goes south. Since I don’t want to reveal my
plans before they’re executed in case of proxy sabotage, my method and
reasoning will be revealed either by it in a week or me if all goes something
approximating well.
Today, I activate the project. Wish me luck.
Good luck, hope you'll find a weakness, I doubt you'll be able to beat it, but you might find a weakness, which we then could exploit.
ReplyDeleteAgain, good luck.
- Mr. Incognito.
Good luck and be careful Med most attempts to contain HIM have not ended well. Hoping for your safe return.
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Ambitious. I'll be expecting to hear from you and not the Dead Man's Post. Don't disappoint, stay safe.
ReplyDeleteOh god. Please be safe. Don't die trying to do this. At the first sign of imminent doom: run.
ReplyDeleteGood luck sir; please take as many precautions as possible.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Gabriella just informed me you're female. Good luck miss.
DeleteHey Med. Seems that Fracture has seen fit to call you a Sage. Better keep an eye out.
ReplyDeletehttp://litethefire.blogspot.com/2013/04/hopeless.html
What exactly do you plan to do with It after you catch It? Granted it'd be nice to have a way of catching it, although it might not work after this one try.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate all you're doing. But please, be careful. Be sure you know when to cut your losses.
ReplyDeleteI expect to see you back soon.
Live.
What a terrible way to destroy yourself. Such a horrible waste of potential.
ReplyDeleteAt least she's not a waste of space.
DeleteMost corpses are a waste of space though, unless your gonna fuck it I guess?
DeleteYou uh, feel free to do that. I'm just gonna go ahead and write her off as a waste of space.
Its... more sanitary.
Fucking bodies sounds like your dish, considering you are selling a dead body fuck pillow. And trying to capture Slenderman sounds a great deal proactive than what you're doing, that being sitting on your ass and pestering people on their blogs going, "Woooooooo Slenderman is gonna getcha, and you're ugly tooo...whoooooo."
DeleteSupply and demand. You want it? I can sell it... probably.
DeleteAre you ugly? You're sounding real secure over there. Want to talk about it?
Yep. I'm an ugly motherfucker, and I am secure about it. Being pretty never got me anything besides a few proxies trying to slash my face off. It makes a pretty scary effect now, and I'm all for that. Nowadays just the sight of me will make a proxy piss his pants, and does that ever come in handy.
DeleteI'm sure.
DeleteStill no word. Hope you are well, Ms. Med. Mr. Carter would be very distraught if there was another death of those that he has talked to.
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