For your viewing pleasure, I'd like you to read this post in the tone of voice someone selling a giant robot uses just before it steps on them.
From today I will be testing my… well, I hesitate to call
it an invention. It borrows heavily from existing devices. But none of them
were modified for the purpose I intend to use this for; a way of capturing
Slenderman.
Ambitious, I know! And very likely to result in my
turning into a bloody smear.
I recommended Dead Man’s Posts to Carter, and I’ve set up
a separate one in case this all goes south. Since I don’t want to reveal my
plans before they’re executed in case of proxy sabotage, my method and
reasoning will be revealed either by it in a week or me if all goes something
approximating well.
Today, I activate the project. Wish me luck.
