Wednesday, 10 July 2013

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Hello.
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  1. JP/Veigar10 July 2013 at 21:31

    Hello. I'm JP/Veigar, and who might you be?

    *JP

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    1. Unknown10 July 2013 at 21:39

      A pleasure to meet you both.

      I was someone curious to find mention of my name. Now I am someone proving a point.

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  2. Skye10 July 2013 at 21:34

    Why hello there.

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  3. Miss Annalee10 July 2013 at 21:50

    Oh fuck it's a goddamn proxy.

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    1. Unknown10 July 2013 at 21:53

      If I've been damned by any god I'm unaware of it.

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    2. Miss Annalee10 July 2013 at 21:55

      I don't know about damned but you sure sound like someone shoved your brain in a microwave. Where the hell is Med?

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    3. Unknown10 July 2013 at 22:01

      She is otherwise occupied for the next forty eight hours. She is unharmed.

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    4. Miss Annalee10 July 2013 at 22:04

      Well can you get her on the line, or am I going to have to spend three hours trying to contact the police in New Zealand?

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    5. Unknown10 July 2013 at 22:06

      She is not able to contact anyone, no. For now, you talk with me.

      The police are not going to be of any use.

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    6. Miss Annalee10 July 2013 at 22:08

      Wow. Fuck you. Pray to God you and I never meet you piece of coagulated shit.

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    7. Unknown10 July 2013 at 22:12

      I don't need to pray. I know that we won't.

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  4. Morningstar10 July 2013 at 22:15

    Interesting. You one of ours? Or another Third Party wannabe?

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    1. Unknown10 July 2013 at 22:19

      I'm one of ours, as you put it.

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    2. Morningstar11 July 2013 at 19:22

      Oh Good. Glad to hear it... Cannot help but notice, you are a chatty one. Like talking to the commenters eh? Answer me this if you would... You here by choice?

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    3. Unknown11 July 2013 at 22:47

      Not just choice, but initiative.

      I like even numbers. It's interesting to see who's interested in her.

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  5. Anonymous10 July 2013 at 22:17

    To S:
    I've been trying to get in touch with you for five days now over IM. I hope you are well, and that nothing strange has happened...

    JN

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    1. Unknown10 July 2013 at 22:19

      A bone for you. They are not here.

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    2. Anonymous10 July 2013 at 22:22

      Duly noted. If you see 'them', tell them I was looking for a Contessa.

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    3. Unknown10 July 2013 at 22:26

      If then yes.

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    4. Anonymous10 July 2013 at 22:47

      A side question: How many woodchucks could someone in the woods chuck, if someone in the woods could chuck wood? :3

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    5. Unknown10 July 2013 at 22:53

      None, because Master shows up before they find any.

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    6. Sanna11 July 2013 at 01:11

      Oh my god, are we doing joke telling? YAY!

      A Judgment, a beautiful Lilim and a proxy are travelling on a train. The train goes through a dark tunnel and no one can see anything. A kissing noise and a punching noise is heard. When the train comes out of the tunnel, the proxy is on the floor in pain like he has been punched.

      The proxy thinks, 'The Judgment must have tried to kiss the Lilim, but she punched me instead by accident.'

      The Lilim thinks, 'The proxy must have tried to kiss me, but kissed the Judgment by accident and got punched.'

      The Judgment thinks, 'Next time we go through a tunnel I will make another kissing noise and smack that proxy bastard twice as hard.'

      . . . . . .

      . . . You proxy motherfuckers best start laughing real fuckin soon.

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    7. Unknown11 July 2013 at 01:30

      I found it funny.

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    8. Fracture11 July 2013 at 23:36

      What even is a Lilim?

      Better question. Should I even care?

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    9. Sanna12 July 2013 at 04:28

      No. Go back to fucking rats.

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    10. Fracture12 July 2013 at 09:07

      Holding out for your corpse. <3

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    11. Sanna12 July 2013 at 09:25

      No you're not. Besides, you'll have to stand in line with Kelevra if you want to fuck my corpse. Go back to fucking mice.

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    12. Sanna12 July 2013 at 09:27

      Oh by the way. WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY PSYCHO I ENCOUNTER EITHER WANT TO EAT MY CORPSE OR JAM THEIR DICK IN IT?

      Ah well. With you it's probably only about thirty seconds.

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    13. Fracture12 July 2013 at 10:57

      I so am. Probably. And because you'll make a wonderful corpse bride! Mary Janes gonna be so jealous! All she got was a last dance.

      If you got run time on the mind, I'd happily schedule in a trail run for you while you're still alive.

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    14. Sanna12 July 2013 at 11:05

      :'( Nope nope nope nope nope. Nope. Nope. Nope nope nope. No. No no no no no no. I am not a corpse bride. Or a teenage bride.

      And WHAT? NO! THAT'S EVEN LESS APPEALING THAN YOU SCREWING MY DEAD BODY.

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    15. Sanna12 July 2013 at 11:23

      Might I add. You can't be serious. You would have to be super ambitious to want to pull off a murder necrophilia ephebophilia stunt like that. I was convinced you were one of the more sane proxies. So no, I don't believe you, since I wouldn't be alive to see it.

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    16. Fracture13 July 2013 at 01:17

      I meant skipping all the murder and just having the sex so you could time it.

      But I'm sure you picked up on that.

      And I am quite sane. But you're so mean to me. I can't help but pick on your sensibilities.

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    17. Sanna13 July 2013 at 02:04

      See, you aren't serious. "My first time was with a proxy doctor, conceivably quite a few years older than me, stopwatch in hand!" ...I don't think so.

      You're mean to me as well!

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    18. Fracture13 July 2013 at 21:42

      Am not. I'm like a saint or something. So nice they don't think twice!

      Also, if it'll make you feel anymore comfortable, we can bring the stopwatch into round two.

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    19. Sanna13 July 2013 at 23:30

      Whoa now mate, I didn't sign up for anything!

      Have I outright declined yet? Will do that now.

      NOOOOOO.

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    20. Fracture14 July 2013 at 21:33

      No need to sign anywhere. We can keep it casual.

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    21. Sanna14 July 2013 at 21:41

      I said no! Fuck you. You're the mean one.

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  6. Kelevra11 July 2013 at 00:32

    Totara, interesting name, has an aztec vibe to it, ah but forgive my rudeness.

    Nice to meet you, I am Kelevra, oh silly me, I didn't have to write my name since it will show up anyway, but whatever.

    So you say you are one of them, which is a proxy and you're saying that Med is unable to answer at the moment, that she is busy with something, but not in danger.

    Black is that you?

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    1. Unknown11 July 2013 at 01:15

      No, it is not. Skoll is currently unrecoverable.

      The name has a meaning. Are you a bad dog?

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    2. Kelevra11 July 2013 at 01:20

      Yup, thats how it translates, good job.

      Apologies that I didn't get the tree meaning you have in your name, I didn't have time to look it up.

      So he's name is Skoll, as in The Wolf Spirit?

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    3. Unknown11 July 2013 at 01:26

      Yes. I don't know why he chose it.

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  7. Sanna11 July 2013 at 01:01

    Nice to meet you, Totara, I'm Sanna. Are you named after the tree?

    What is Med busy with?

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    1. Unknown11 July 2013 at 01:16

      A prize for you. Yes, I am named after the tree.

      Med is busy with a sudden lack of ability to communicate. Electricity is a crutch she relies on far too often.

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    2. Sanna11 July 2013 at 01:19

      I want my prize to be more answers.

      What happened to the the electricity then? Did you cut it off? Why can't she reach a place that has leccy?

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    3. Unknown11 July 2013 at 01:25

      That's a fair trade.

      I cut off the electricity. I removed the batteries and disabled the generator. And spiked the tea. She will find that out soon.

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    4. Sanna11 July 2013 at 01:27

      OK.

      What are you planning to do with her? Are you going to kill her?

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    5. Unknown11 July 2013 at 01:29

      Nothing just yet. Call this a warning. She has come to think she is immune.

      I haven't been ordered to kill her.

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    6. Miss Annalee11 July 2013 at 07:59

      He's been ordered to rough her up and act like a smartass.

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    7. Lovett11 July 2013 at 12:15

      Surprisingly common job.

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    8. Fracture11 July 2013 at 23:37

      Death is such a terrible waste.

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  8. Fracture11 July 2013 at 23:39

    Hello Totara. You people must be hating me about now.

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    1. Unknown11 July 2013 at 23:42

      Very much so. Do not come here again.

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    2. Fracture11 July 2013 at 23:52

      You people have been naaaauuughty. But this data is fascinating.

      The genealogy folder was a serious page turner.

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    3. Unknown12 July 2013 at 00:49

      Return that now.

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    4. Sanna12 July 2013 at 04:30

      He put 'now' in bold and said it over the internet. Boy, Fracture, you better watch out, he must be pretty serious... :D

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    5. Fracture12 July 2013 at 09:09

      How should I say this...

      No.

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    6. Unknown12 July 2013 at 15:05

      Once again the observant one states the obvious.

      It does not belong to you, thief.

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    7. Fracture13 July 2013 at 01:20

      I saved it. It would have burned without me. That makes it mine.

      It loves me so I'm keeping it.

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  9. Med12 July 2013 at 22:13

    Commenting to say I'm alive and back. And also to mess up his precious symmetry.

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  10. Fracture13 July 2013 at 01:20

    Symmetry?

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    1. Med13 July 2013 at 02:47

      He said something about liking even numbers up there. Since I can't find him it's a littlebit of spite for now.

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    2. Fracture13 July 2013 at 21:44

      So everytime I comment...

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    3. Med14 July 2013 at 00:07

      ...you create an odd number of comments.

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    4. Med14 July 2013 at 00:08

      Also fuck you too, you troll. XD

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    5. Sanna14 July 2013 at 00:16

      Apologies, I think mine and Fracture's argument up there is causing instability. We shall take it to another room. He is a fucking nuisance.

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    6. Med14 July 2013 at 01:39

      Hey, no worries. Not sure why I'm getting bent out of shape about comment numbers, anyway, to be honest.

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    7. Fracture14 July 2013 at 21:35

      I can't tell if you're being mean to me, or if nuisance is supposed to be a pet name of some sort.

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    8. Sanna14 July 2013 at 21:46

      I am being MEAN, Nuisance. Because YOU ARE ALSO BEING NASTY TO ME. Now, another room. Preferably one with a lot of guns to shoot you in the face with.

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    9. Fracture15 July 2013 at 23:20

      I'm not being nasty to you. Not... like in a bad way at least.

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    10. Sanna16 July 2013 at 08:00

      :'( Yes you are, you're being creepy. I would not want to meet you in a dark alley. Or anywhere alone at all.

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    11. Fracture16 July 2013 at 21:17

      I don't see why not. I'm like the coolest guy to hang out with alone in dark alleys.

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    12. Sanna17 July 2013 at 12:49

      I'm not convinced.

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    13. Carter17 July 2013 at 18:40

      I can see you trying to murder and rape people in dark alleys. And yes, probably in that order.

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    14. Fracture18 July 2013 at 21:00

      Okay, one. You can't rape a corpse. It does not have a will of its own anymore.

      Two, no.

      Three, I would not sully my hands with such trivial, droll matters.

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    15. Sanna18 July 2013 at 22:45

      Thank fuck for that. I thought you were serious. Aheheh, sorry for all that I said then!

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    16. Carter19 July 2013 at 18:59

      I guess you've got a point on that. Just don't take it personal if I say that I never want to meet you. Anywhere.

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    17. Fracture19 July 2013 at 20:34

      I'm like an aftershock. I follow a foul wind or some poetic shit like that.

      Safe to say, I hope I never meet you either. You'll be better off.

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    18. Sanna20 July 2013 at 00:32

      "follow a foul wind" sounds like a poetic euphemism for when the person in front of you in the queue has farted. Or for driving behind a manure truck.

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    19. Fracture20 July 2013 at 08:16

      The winds can carry you, corpse bride.

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    20. Sanna20 July 2013 at 09:03

      I am not a corpse bride! I AM NOT A PART OF YOUR TIM BURTON-INSPIRED FANATASIES.

      That give me an idea. Will you settle for a movie? If I go see a movie with you, will you stop it?

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    21. Fracture20 July 2013 at 09:33

      I make no promises.

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    22. Sanna20 July 2013 at 10:16

      Ice skating?

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  11. Carter16 July 2013 at 20:35

    So, what exactly had happened?

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    1. Med18 July 2013 at 23:48

      It probably needs a full post but long story short: Cut power. Sedative in the tea. Things missing.

      I'm currently constructing better traps.

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    2. Carter19 July 2013 at 19:02

      Hmm, sounds fun. -- Jack

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